Two cashiers overheard at a Loblaw in Markham talking about getting caught with someone else's ID. Cashier 1: I told [the bouncer] that I had lost mine, so I borrowed a friend's. I swore I was old enough to get in though! I promised never to use it again if he gave it back to me. Cashier 2: I can't believe you didn't know the name on the ID. That's the number one thing! Hear......

Once a week, Vandalist features the best street art and graffiti from around Toronto. You should contribute. By TeethAT DUNDAS AND MARKHAMPHOTO BY TEETH......

Sarah Lazarovic––curator of the garage-based Montrose Portrait Gallery of Canada––is painting a portrait of a Torontonian (be they grannies or gardeners or Gord Perks) every day for one hundred days. Each Monday, we'll feature one of those portraits here. This is Mr. Golden Star, proprietor of a Thornhill burger joint that some consider the best in town. Now into his 80s, he can still be seen manning the till into the wee hours, trying to......